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The diagram demonstrates the THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple question: "Shall we go for a party?"

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.

Mama dan Papa sedang menonton TV, seraya mama berkata. “..i letih la..dah lewat ni, i nak tido lah….” Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas…leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap… susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi…check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu…memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air…sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong….salin la gula…check bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi…ishh…ni lauk bila ni, semalam…dah beku dah…basuh la kejap….pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh…penat dah ni, besok je la basuh…sidai kaian lap je lah… tik…bunyi air dah masak…salin air dalam flusk…ok settle… baru teringat tak semayang lagi…on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi…nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska…check…baju 2 pasang, towel…towel kecik utk selsama…calami...

Guru-guru di Malaysia harus diberi penghargaan yang tinggi kerana sentiasa bersabar dalam menghadapi karenah anak-anak muridnya yang kurang pendedahan. KMBT_210_081112075458

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Lagu baru dari kumpulan Saujana. Tak tau samada untuk manusia atau untuk Tuhan? Jika Tuhan mengapa ada buat diriNya? Apapun, aku hanya sukakan muzik dan kata-kata kata pada rangkap ketiga dan keempat.Klik arrow di Now Playing untuk mencari lagu ini lalu mendengar dan menyanyikan lagu ini bersama-sama. Andainya dapat kumenulis (tulis je lah) Nota-nota cinta buat diri Nya Inginku titipkan bersama Semua kuntuman bunga yang indah berseri Kusembur haruman mewangi Bersama kata-kata puji Sedang Dia tahu kasih dan cintanya aku Menjalin ikatan menuju ke syurga Cintaku kepada Dia Rinduku hanya pada Nya Kasehku balas cinta Nya Setiaku balas kasih Nya Kasihku kasih yang setia pada yang punya Dambaku pada Yang Esa Pujian hanya buat Nya Akurku kebesaran Nya Teragung Maha Suci Nya Taatku hamba yang hina pada Pencipta Kiranya aku hilang arah Jalan hidupku berubah punah Namun kasih Nya tak pernah akan musnah Belas rahmat Nnya terus mencurah-curah Nur hidayah Nya semakin cerah Lagu: Baysirna Lirik: Bays...

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the Young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the ...

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back. I luv blogging so much,this is the way I used to release my tension.. p/s: Buah pun ada hati nak jadi manusia, ini menunjukkan jadi manusia adalah satu perkara yg sangat best..Alhamdulillah..

WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. (read cockroach) WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,...

Be Careful when eating apples. Please don't eat the skin of the apple because it's coated with wax. Check before you eat many of the fruits. WAX is being used for preservation purposes and cold storage. You might be surprised especially apples from USA and other parts are more than one year old, though it would look fresh. Becoz wax is coated, preventing bacteria to enter. So it does not get dry. Please Eat Apples after removing the wax as demonstrated above. If we always eat 'wax' apple then the ryhme should be like this " AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS THE DOCTOR TO NOT GO AWAY.