Bicara Lembar Maya

Assalamu'alaikum... Best ke kawin? Oh, mestilah best sebab bermulanya fasa baru dalam kehidupan kita. Mulalah nak belajar masak itu,masak ini,buka buku resipi ala thai,ala india, ala bangla.Semua ala-ala lah. Mulalah nak belajar basuh kain guna tangan (padahal mesin basuh ada). Mulalah nak berkebun, tanam sayur tu lah,sayur ini. Macam-macam. Sebab tu lah kena belajar semua tu dari sekarang, jangan asyik belajar buku je! Cuti dua bulan, masak! Kemas rumah tu! Basuh kain! Jangan nak mengadap internet je.. Seronok pulak tengok member-member aku yang dah kawin. Rasa nak kawin je (Ya Allah,gatalnya kau dilah). Tapi memandangkan aku ada perjanjian dengan Huda, terpaksalah berpegang pada janji. Yang pasti,senarai yang akan berkahwin dulu ialah: 1. Hanis Ahmran 2. Huda Husna 3. Nursyuhada 4. Maisarah 5. Hanisah 6. ? (jeng jeng jeng) Jom layan gambar kawin orang. My 2nd bro. My 3rd bro. A friend of mine at SMKA TAHAP Abang Najmi and Kak Yusra. Abang Najmi was Smapian. Both now taking medica...

Baru -baru ni aku dengan jayanya menghadiri kelas membuat coklat..Alahai, menarik sangat sebab rasa coklat yang original(yang belum dibentuk menjadi coklat di pasaran) pun dah sedap. Seronok jugak melihat coklat yang dikeluarkan daripada mould nya itu sebab mereka tersangatlah comel serta berkilat sehingga begitu sayang untuk dimasukkan ke dalam mulut. Habis je kelas coklat terus hantar coklat-coklat tersebut ke Semenyih. Rezeki anak- anak saudara, merekalah yang berdendang dengan coklat-coklat tersebut, dari yang kecik sampai ke besar, macam semut. Lepas ni bolehlah buat coklat sebab aku memang ada pelanggan tetap lagi setia. Tunggulah habis exam baru aku nak fikir perkara lain.. Hari ni jawab consti law sampai sakit kepala. Memang dasyat soalannya sampai mampu buat aku sakit kepala. Selalunya faktor lain yang menyebabkan aku sakit kepala. Apapun, alhamdulillah..tinggal 4 paper je lagi untuk dihadapkan lagi.. Esok Law of Tort, amik ruang sikit untuk mencurahkan isi hati ni ..

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!" Poof!!! God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book... He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the cat. Then, it was already...

Faith When you feel upset and your world is upside down, just have a little faith.. =)

The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work: After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! After 6 months: I'm BACK!! After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it's for you. After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE, DAMN IT!! Cooking: After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? New Dress: After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? TV: After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie. After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! Making Love: After 6 w...

Mama dan Papa sedang menonton TV, seraya mama berkata. “..i letih la..dah lewat ni, i nak tido lah….” Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas…leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap… susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi…check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu…memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air…sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong….salin la gula…check bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi…ishh…ni lauk bila ni, semalam…dah beku dah…basuh la kejap….pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh…penat dah ni, besok je la basuh…sidai kaian lap je lah… tik…bunyi air dah masak…salin air dalam flusk…ok settle… baru teringat tak semayang lagi…on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi…nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska…check…baju 2 pasang, towel…towel kecik utk selsama…calami...

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the Young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the ...

Mungkin ramai dah lihat, sekadar berkongsi buat peringatan untuk semua. Gambar yang diambil oleh seorang jurufoto yang telah melariskan jualan akhbar di Perancis pada hari ia disiarkan. Di sinilah pasangan (isteri? suami?) kepada burung layang-layang ini terlantar antara hidup atau mati, kerana dilanggar oleh kereta ketika terbang rendah.. Di sinilah ia menghantarkan makanan kepada pasangannya itu, dan menemaninya dengan penuh setia dan kasih sayang.. Sekali lagi ia terbang dan datang membawakan makanan, namun ia sangat terkejut apabila mendapati pasangannya telah mati.. Ia cuba menggerak-gerakkan pasangannya itu, satu keadaan yang jarang dilihat bagi burung atau binatang sepertinya.. Menyedari pasangannya sudah tidak bergerak, dan tidak akan kembali lagi kepadanya, ia mengeluarkan bunyi seolah-olah sedang menangisi pemergian itu dengan hiba.. Berdiri di sisi pasangannya yang sudah tidak bernyawa, merasa sedih dengan pemergian itu.. Dan akhirnya menerima hakikat bahawa pasangannya itu ...

Sekitar jam 12 tengahari, seluruh isi rumah bergegas keluar untuk menyambut kedatangan pengantin, hanya tinggal beberapa orang yang berada di dalam rumah untuk menguruskan anak-anak kecil yang baru hendak mandi pagi. Aku bersedia dengan laptop yang telah disambungkan dengan amplifier bagi menggegarkan bunyi kompang digital, bukan lagi dengan tangan-tangan manual manusia. Pengantin dengan berserinya menghampiri rumah. Semua tetamu ceria benar melihat mempelai yang bakal mengharungi hidup berumahtangga. Ketika ini jugalah,tetamu yang tidak diundang ‘meminta izin’ dari kakakku untuk meminjam tandas. Bila kakakku bertanya “siapa ni ya?” Wanita bertudung hijau itu menjawab “ Rombongan pengantin lelaki”. Allah, bagaimanalah kakakku tidak terfikir bahawa adiknya adalah lelaki? Perlukah ada rombongan pengantin lelaki sedangkan kami adalah tuan rumah majlis perkahwinan ini. Kemudian wanita yang bertudung hijau itu menaiki tingkat atas rumah kami. Memulakan perlakuan dajjalnya itu. Aku baru saja...

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way." I wrote: "Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it." Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people that they were so luc...

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All the passengers are settling down into their seats. As the train started the young man was filled with a lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all the trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired his son's feelings. Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversation between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of the 25 years old man behaving like a small child. Suddenly the young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with the train". Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He is filled with joy and he closed his eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see p...

بسمم الله الرحمن الرحيم From now on, I promise to myself, all cases given by the lecturer, none of the words would be abandoned and to absorb all the terminologies. Yesterday, I had boost up my fervent to study more seriously because I want to end my student life with happily ever after to be a good person or in more accurate word, to help people or society who in need by applying all the knowledge that had been given by my beloved lecturers. But this is only my little dream, it couldn’t happen if I’m not endure all the complexity bring up by my surroundings. When Madam Intan Nadia teaches me Constitutional Law, I love this subject very much; it leads me to think out of box as well as in Contract Law, Sir Mustafa ‘Afifi made me felt in love with this subject. Hence, I always pray that I can become like them one day. InsyaAllah..

RAIHLAH BAHAGIA melatih kita menjadi kaunselor kepada diri sendiri dan seterusnya mampu memperbaiki corak kehidupan seharian. Persembahannya dipadatkan dengan aktiviti yang boleh memantapkan lagi pemahaman tentap konsep bahagia. Siti Marziah Zakaria, memanfaatkan pengalaman sebagai pegawai psikologi untuk bersama-sama kita menyelusuri jalanmenuju bahagia. Setiap persoalan disentuh daripada perspektif psikologi Islam, juga amalan yang boleh mendekatkan ke arah kebahagiaan dunia dan akhirat Beberapa petikan menarik yang ingin dikongsi bersama: 1. Aristotle menyatakan bahawa kebahagiaan adalah satu-satunya perkara yang diingini oleh manusia. 2. Hasil daripada banyak kajian yang diterajui oleh Seligman mendapati bahawa terdapat tiga pendekatan ke arah kehidupan yang baik atau bahagia. Tiga pendekatan tersebut ialah menghargai dan menikmati kehidupan masa sekarang, bersyukur dengan kehidupan lampau dan yakin serta positif dengan masa hadapan. 3. Perhatikanlah wajah-wajah di sekeliling kita....

From the very Beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?" As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl agreed, & with...

بسم الله الرحم الرحيم Minggu ini adalah minggu ke-enam kuliah (kalau tak silap). Kerja dari hari ke hari semakin bertambah. Kes minggu lepas tak baca pun lagi, minggu ni dah dapat kes baru. Adik selalu cakap kat umi, prepaid handset umi tu dah berkulat sebab prepaidnya sentiasa atas RM 130, tak luak pun. Bila dah tamat tempoh, umi topup RM 30 jadi RM 170, jadi prepaid yang tak sempat habis tu lah yang berkulatnya. Jika diletakkan dalam situasi aku, kalaulah kerja-kerja yang lecturer bagi ni diumpakan seperti makanan, berkulat dah kerja-kerja aku ni.. Tak sempat habis dah dapat yang baru.. Ya Allah,permudahkanlah segalanya..

There was a man who worked for the railroad. One day as he went into the freezer compartment to do his routine work, the door accidentally closed and he found himself trapped in the compartment. He shouted for help but no one heard him since it was past midnight. He tried to break down the door but he could not. As he lay in the freezer compartment, he began to feel colder, and colder. Then he began to feel weaker, and weaker, and he wrote on the wall of the compartment, “I am feeling colder, and colder; and I am getting weaker, and weaker. I am dying, and this may be my last words”. In the morning when the other workers opened up the compartment they found him dead. The sad twist to the above story is that the freezing apparatus in the compartment had broke down a few days earlier. The poor worker did not know about the damaged freezing apparatus and in his mind the freezing apparatus was working perfectly. He felt cold, got weaker and literally willed himself to die. SUCCESS PRINCIPL...

Seorang remaja berkata, bicaralah pada kami tentang Persahabatan.. Dan dia menjawab: Sahabat adalah keperluan jiwa, yang mesti dipenuhi. Dialah ladang hati, yang kau taburi dengan kasih dan kau tuai dengan penuh rasa terima kasih. Dan dia pulalah naungan dan pendianganmu. Kerana kau menghampirinya saat hati lupa dan mencarinya saat jiwa mahu kedamaian. Bila dia berbicara, mengungkapkan fikirannya, kau tiada takut membisikkan kata “Tidak” di kalbumu sendiri, pun tiada kau menyembunyikan kata “Ya”. Dan bilamana dia diam,hatimu berhenti dari mendengar hatinya; kerana tanpa ungkapan kata, dalam persahabatan, segala fikiran, hasrat, dan keinginan dilahirkan bersama dan dikongsi, dengan kegembiraan tiada terkirakan. Di kala berpisah dengan sahabat, tiadalah kau berdukacita; Kerana yang paling kau kasihi dalam dirinya, mungkin kau nampak lebih jelas dalam ketiadaannya, bagai sebuah gunung bagi seorang pendaki, nampak lebih agung daripada tanah ngarai dataran. Dan tiada maksud lain dari pers...

Wah, cuti semester sudah pun menghampiri ke penghujungnya. Rasanya, baru semalam aku menduduki kertas peperiksaan Law of Contract I. Hari ini, terimalah seadanya apa yang telah diusahakan. Sangat terharu atau mengharukan? Ianya bergantung pada usaha masing-masing.. Seperti yang telah dinyatakan sebelum ini, sem akan datang telah pun tersedia dengan 10 subjek yang boleh memutuskan saraf minda dari hari ke hari. Ya Allah, berikanlah kekuatan kepada diriku dan sahabat-sahabatku untuk meneruskan peperangan yang sangat menakutkan ini.. Ia sangat mengerikan sehingga aku rasakan aku ingin tidur dari pagi hingga ke malam, tak nak belajar lagi dah! However,don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Bil Kod Kursus Keterangan Taraf Kursus Kredit Jenis 1 AAA2022 AKHLAK DAN TASAWWUF WU 2 A 2 LAA2053 AL-AHWAL AL-SAKHSIYYAH ...